“Business in the front, and party in the back.” This has been the longstanding mantra of the mullet. This haircut’s claim to fame is that you can have it all at the same time. As people who were born and raised in the monogrammed buckle of the Bible belt, Derek and I have observed a deep correlation between this daring haircut and what is commonly known as cultural Christianity.  We’ve come to call it Mullet Theology.  This “Jesus in the front, and party in the back” way of life has just enough “Jesus” to look religious or even Christian to the untrained eye… in a photo… with the use of optimal lighting. But a closer look reveals the party going on behind those ears. Cultural Christians want the comfort of Jesus and the pleasure of living life the way they want. Jesus is just a cute accessory to their lives. Our hope is that this book will help you see that Jesus is everything you want rather than a means to give you everything you want. We hope to expose some ugly truths about our own culture while giving real hope to those deceived by its enticing lies.